1.Sarah Silverman
We get it Sarah, you think you're an attractive girl with a decent rack who says dirty things because it's supposed to be funny for a semi-attractive girl to say dirty things. We've been on to your douchey little unfunny game from the start and now that Jimmy Kimmel dumped you, it's time to go away.
We get it Sarah, you think you're an attractive girl with a decent rack who says dirty things because it's supposed to be funny for a semi-attractive girl to say dirty things. We've been on to your douchey little unfunny game from the start and now that Jimmy Kimmel dumped you, it's time to go away.
I've never understood why the term douchebag was only used in regards to men. There are plenty of female douche bags out there these days and women are the one's who actually douche, making the term much more appropriate for their species. If a woman is a douchebag that means she sucks so much as a human being that men don't even care what she's looks like naked ... even if she's hot. Believe me, that's a serious problem if you're a woman.
2.Cameron Diaz
Cameron Diaz's douchiness was tolerable back in the days of The Mask when she was actually hot. Since then she has aged faster than a banana and she recently topped off her douche resume by having a movie douche-off with Ashton Kutcher in What Happens In Vegas.
3.Tila Tequila
Tila is wasting air we could all be breathing. Whenver she opens her mouth, verbal vinegar comes pouring out. It's also amazing to watch her brag about how hot she is when she looks like a Vietnamese Garbage Pail Kid.
4.Elsa Benitez
The former Sports Illustrated cover girl and wife of Rony Seikaly, Elsa is still nice enough to treat us with some naked sunbathing these days. Thanks Elsa, thanks for everything.
5.Daniela De Jesus Cosio
Daniela is one of the hottest new models on the planet who will be a Victoria's Secret or Sports Illustrated swimsuit model in a matter of minutes. All I can say is let the body painting begin.
6.Barbara Mori
A recent scientific study sampled ten adult males and asked them to draw the perfect woman. Nine of them drew Barbara Mori while the other man drew Rupaul. Apparently he was into trannies or something.
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