The 10 Greatest Moments In Celebrity Boob Grabbing History
Men spend their entire lives enduring the torture of not being able to grab every single pair of boobs we see. It truly is a torturous existence that women will never truly understand and the laws against grabbing boobs continue to prevent the human race from evolving. A world where men greeted women by shaking their boob while they shook our manhood would be a happier pkace. Who knows, it might even stop global warming.
Jon Lovitz Grabs A Jamie Lee Curtis Boobie
She still has the greatest hermaphrodite rack in Hollywood history.
Pamela Anderson Gets Her Infamous Boobs Roasted By Andy Dick
Unfortunately Andy Dick wasn't accidentally killed by a misguided scud missle after this was over.
Olivia Munn's Boobs Get Attacked On The Show
This also led to Olivia now infamous nipple slip. Trust me, search that on Google and you will be treated to on of the best animated GIF's of all time.
Debra Messing Gets Her Little Boobies Fluffed On Will & Grace
This scene should've been Debra Messing groping Megan Mullally's giant milk muffins, but this will have to do for now.
Princess Leia Gets Groped By Hand Solo
It a shame Han Solo never learned the force because he could've taken her shirt off before he grabbed her boob.
Scarlett Johansson Gets Groped On The Red Carpet
Sometime in the next five years Scarlett will finally do her first topless scene because it "the scene was necessary for the development of her character."
Sandra Bullock Gets A Surprise Melon Squeezing From Jimmy Fallon
And this is the only remotely interesting thing Jimmy Fallon has done throughout his entire career.
Katharine McPhee Proves Her Hooters Are Real On Tyra
There have been rumors swirling around Hollywood for months that Katherine's boobs actually make honking noises when they're squeezed and they also dispense ranch dressing.
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