The Drunk Tank
Statistics have shown that the average person can drive drunk 2,000 times before they get arrested for a DUI. I have no idea how anyone could possibly deterimine such a thing but I guess it's comforting for everyone to know that there's something we can all screw up 1,999 times in life before we get caught. This is why I always keep a blonde wig, a pair of plastic fake boobs and a bag of fake diarrhea in my car. I figure blonde girls with big fake boobs who pretend that they just crapped their pants can get away with anything.
1.I Can't Stop Falling And I Can't Get Up
See, test tube babies can serve a purpose in this world.
2.The Riding Lawn Mower DUI
Why don't police nationwide start handing out walking DUI's so we can call it a day.
3.Drunk Girl Techno DUI Remix
It's sad when you realize that her fat redneck husband and her fat redneck mistress didn't get to have sex that night.
4.Don't Drunk Tase Me Bro
This kind of makes you wonder what would happen if you tased a man on mushrooms.
5.The Ultimate Field Sobriety Test
Hooking up with unattractive women when you're drunk is not a problem unless you have a problem with it.
6.Reno 911 DUI
If you're drunk and get pulled over DUI you might as well have fun with it because you're screwed regardless.
If you're drunk and get pulled over DUI you might as well have fun with it because you're screwed regardless.
7.The Itchy Nuts DUI
We know that everybody poops, so why can't we admit that everyone picks and scratches their butts and genitals too.
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