Rise And Fall
People typically fall down because they're really hungover. Sometimes they fall because they're stoned and other times they fall because they're hungover and stoned. The one thing you should know is that people who fall a lot are typically adult bedwetters, so stay away from them. I guess it's okay if you're German, but that's it.
Katy Perry's Fallen And She Can't Get Up
If you think I'm going to say something about Katy not being able to get up because her boobs are too big, you'd be wrong. Katy Perry having big boobs and the weight of her large boobs had nothing to do with Katy Perry's heavy hooters preventing her from being able to get up after she fell down.
Bono Falls Off Stage
I know what you're thinking and don't worry ... there's already a Keyboard Cat version.
Robbie Williams Slips On His Douchey Sweat
Technically it was a mixture of douche sweat and patchouli stink oil, but who's counting.
When In Orlando, Fall As Beyonce Does
It's weird, Beyonce's voice sounds exactly the same when she's dancing and falling off stage. Hmm ...
Stevie Wonder Falls For Obama
Anyone heard any good Helen Keller jokes lately?
Michelle Williams Fall Down Go Boom
Sometimes the pressure of being on BET can be too much for a person to handle.
Bob Dole Knows Stage Falling
The fall is so harsh you can actually see Bob Dole's spirit leave his body momentarily and then decide to go back in.
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